Sunday 15 March 2015

TOWN FLOODED BY AIREDALE

(ATBA Network News, 16 March 2015)  Spring flooding came early to the Wisconsin town of BaconCheese when Doogie, an Airedale Terrier known for his prodigious thirst and glorious beard, slopped around his drinking bowl and flung the contents all over Main Street.

No one was hurt, but ChaseChompers and squirrels were heard cursing him.  It was the third time in five years that the town had suffered from Doogie's bad drinking habits.

Appeals have been made to Doogie's owners to put him on a low salt diet to cut down on his thirst.

In other news, the town sanitation system has broken down from the spring cleanup of Doogie's poop.


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