He did not spell out the specifics for his plan. When pressed for an answer, he stretched and started licking his crotch until reporters walked away in embarrassment or disgust.
Wednesday 19 August 2015
PRESAIREDENTIAL CANDIDATE TO REPLACE POLITICIANS WITH ANIMAL RESCUE WORKERS
(ATBA NEWS NETWORK, 19 August 2015) Arthur The Bad Airedale, dogged by negative publicity in his presidential campaign, finally declared a platform idea not related to BACON.
Mr. Bad Airedale has decided that if and when elected President, he will fire every single politician and replace them with staff members from Animal Rescue Societies.
When pressed for an answer, he stated: “I’m not really seeing progress on this planet from humans; I think that it may be time for a HUMANE approach.”
He did not spell out the specifics for his plan. When pressed for an answer, he stretched and started licking his crotch until reporters walked away in embarrassment or disgust.
He did not spell out the specifics for his plan. When pressed for an answer, he stretched and started licking his crotch until reporters walked away in embarrassment or disgust.
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