AIREDALE PEES ON NORTH KOREAN DICTATOR AND CAUSES INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT

INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT

Airedale Presidential Candidate Urinates on North Korean Dictator

(ATBA NEWS NETWORK, 18 August 2015)  Heightened tensions exist between North Korea and Canada after an Airedale from Fort Erie, Ontario accidentally urinated upon North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un.

Arthur The Bad Airedale, who is running for President of the United States even though he is a resident of Canada, committed the act that has diplomats worldwide scurrying to explain and deflect blame.

The Presidential candidate is the best-selling author of Sure, I Do Crappy Photoshopping and also last year’s hit Who Cares What YOU Think?  Vote for Me!

Mr. Bad Airedale was on a diplomatic trade mission to investigate claims that the North Korean BACON crop is the highest and tastiest on the planet.  

The Korean strongman was under the impression that Mr. Bad Airedale is some sort of elite American athlete similar to Dennis Rodman or Pee Wee Herman, and so invited him to a private conference.

When Jong Un said, “Come over to me, please,” Mr. Bad Airedale promptly went over and lifted his leg on the dictator.

Explaining later, the Presidential candidate said,  “Well, his accent is so thick that I thought he said, ‘Come over to pee on me.’  So not wanting to be rude, I did so immediately.”

The conference ended suddenly and Mr. Bad Airedale exited the country as soon as possible.

World leaders everywhere were seen snickering.