DOG RESCUE ORGANIZATION REVEALED AS FRAUD

(ATBA NEWS NETWORK, 2 April 2015)  Fort Erie, Canada - The nation is horrified with the revelation that a new "Dog Rescue" organization was actually set up to be a sausage factory.

The “Airedale Rescue Society of Fort Erie” was shut down on April 1 after neighbours complained of strange sounds and smells coming from the building.

Investigations revealed a house of horrors that was about to be launched.  Inside, dogs of all sorts - but especially Airedale Terriers - were kept in a line of cages, waiting for the next room - “The Processing Room.”

There investigators found, to their dismay and disgust, a sausage making facility.  Though the sausage making plant never actually started operations, everything was in place:  the spices, packaging bags, machinery, etc.  There was a truck in the back alley labeled “SquirCat Sausage Company.”

Employees and management had fled.  But documents revealed that Mitzi the Cat and Freddy the Dictator Squirrel had entered into both a political alliance and business arrangement after the sly attempts by Kevin the Airedale (new president of the U.S. - See Here: "AMNESTY DECLARED" ) had “invited them to dinner” at the White House.  

Animals inside the building were returned to their owners upon identification via their very expensive dog tags.  

Two dogs, both Airedales, eluded the investigators and escaped to the street.

Investigations will continue.