(ATBA NEWS NETWORK, 25 January 2016) Much to their astonishment, scientists watching the recreation of the venerable “X-Files” television show discovered something to their great dismay: in the world of fiction, real aliens were lurking in the background of the show.
The U.S. Pentagon did some intensive decoding; in this Area of decryption, they found 51 possibilities of a message…but only one was clear and made sense.
The aliens come from the planet Uranus.
Their interest in Planet Terra comes from two things: their need for methane and their fascination for one particular life form.
According to their decoded message, the Travellers are starting to run out of their native atmosphere, which is heavily based on methane. Through their spectrographic DaleBurrierScopes, they detected the largest concentration of methane in the solar system to be located on this planet, which they call AireDalia for some reason.
A seemingly sinister figure appeared in a frame in the show; it is only identified as “Eisenfart” and flashed between Mulder and Scully as they argued: “Lord, Scully, what’s happened to you? You’ve gotten OLD…that’s the worst dye job I’ve ever seen.” “Oh, yeah? I can’t believe that even your NOSE hairs are grey, Mulder!”
Apparently the travellers from Uranus sniffed out a never-ending supply of methane generated by the life species called Airedales. While it seems to threaten the two legged natives on the planet, it is the Breath of Life to the Travellers.
Meanwhile, as the show ended, another threatening entity seemed to emerge from the sky…
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